It’s nearly 20 years since Fr Ted first aired, but that doesn’t stop us quoting Ted, Dougal and the crew almost daily. Is there any thing to be said for another Fr Ted quote?!
Fr. Dougal to describe the train you took this morning:
‘I’m no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I’d say there’s about seventeen million of them out there.’
Mrs Doyle when having your friends over for a cuppa tea and a bun:
‘Won’t you have some cake, Father? It’s got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it’s not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? – the little things…raisins!’
‘Go away! I don’t want to catch the menopause’
Fr. Ted for when your walking around Chinatown, Toronto:
‘The Chinese. A great bunch of lads’
Fr Ted when your at a GAA match (or rugby or soccer):
‘Of course…they all have lovely bottoms’
Fr. Noel when you are at a party:
‘Will you sing one Ted? Ah you will! You have a lovely voice…very like Celine Dion!’
Fr. Dougal when you balls up again:
‘Well, Ted, like I said the last time: it won’t happen again.’
We could go on and on and on and on, but you get the point!
What’s your favorite Fr Ted quote? Did it make our list?
Well I don’t know about you but I’m away for a cuppa tea and a marathon Fr Ted session