Fr. Ted quotes you can use daily…

It’s nearly 20 years since Fr Ted first aired, but that doesn’t stop us quoting Ted, Dougal and the crew almost daily. Is there any thing to be said for another Fr Ted quote?!

Fr. Dougal to describe the train you took this morning:
I’m no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I’d say there’s about seventeen million of them out there.’

Seventeen million?! Sounds about right yeah!

Seventeen million?! Sounds about right yeah!

Mrs Doyle when having your friends over for a cuppa tea and a bun:
 ‘Won’t you have some cake, Father? It’s got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it’s not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? – the little things…raisins!’

Tea, even our Lord himself enjoyed a cup :)

Tea, even our Lord himself enjoyed a cup 🙂

 Fr. Ted, to describe your housemate dying on the couch from the night before:
‘So there he is. Risen from the dead. Like that feller…. E.T.’
Nothing new there then

Nothing new there then

 Fr Noel when someone REALLY annoys you:
‘I’m putting you on my list of enemies’
No I'm not, I really like Tony!

No I’m not, I really like Tony!

 Eoin McLove for that older, annoying woman in work who is always on your case:

‘Go away! I don’t want to catch the menopause’

Loves a good jumper, not so fond of the oldies

Loves a good jumper, not so fond of the oldies

Fr. Ted for when your walking around Chinatown, Toronto:
‘The Chinese. A great bunch of lads’

chienese

Fr. Ted when you’re having an in-depth chat about farm animals:
‘Sheep, like all wool-bearing animals, instinctively travel north, where it’s colder, and they won’t be so stuffy’

sheep

Fr Ted when your at a GAA match (or rugby or soccer):
‘Of course…they all have lovely bottoms’

Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom

Doesn’t Mary have a lovely bottom

 Fr. Noel when you are at a party:

‘Will you sing one Ted? Ah you will! You have a lovely voice…very like Celine Dion!’

Sure don't we all feel like this at the end of a party

Sure don’t we all feel like this at the end of a party

Fr. Dougal when you balls up again:
‘Well, Ted, like I said the last time: it won’t happen again.’

Soooooo sorry

Soooooo sorry

 We could go on and on and on and on, but you get the point!

What’s your favorite Fr Ted quote?  Did it make our list? 

Well I don’t know about you but I’m away for a cuppa tea and a marathon Fr Ted session

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