Driving in Toronto, not for the faint hearted!

enhanced-17762-1442354818-1“I really miss driving” is an actual quote I’ve heard from expat friends here in Toronto! To these people I scold…….Please, I drive 800 km a week, do that for a while and you won’t want to drive for long in Toronto.

HOWEVER if you do decide to drive in Toronto, forget all the manners your mother and father bred into you and follow these handy hints (with a pinch o salt)

 

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To park or not to park?!

You will get tickets, so many tickets! If a spot looks legit, its probably not!                              The GreenP app will become your new best friend, you can find and pay for parking with it and even better you can extend parking remotely. Where possible, use actual parking spots, tickets can affect your insurance so beware. Another handy app is the Rover app (thanks Brian) This app is great for those who both want or have available parking. The app lets you choose from hundreds of parking spots all over the city. All for under $2 per hour. If you have a spot make some quick extra cash from your empty driveway. Rover let’s you rent it out when you’re not using it. Handy eh?!

 

enhanced-1310-1442348136-7Use your blinker There are two types of people in the world, those who use their turn signal, and douchebags. Worldwide indicating is a common practice to alert other drivers as to your intention to switch lanes. In Toronto blinkers show other drivers that they should speed up to prevent you from doing as you intended.

 

 

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The 401 aka my nightmare!

The 401 is where they weed out the weak. Ontario boasts the busiest and widest highway in the world. You don’t drive on the 401 to get somewhere. You do it for the challenge. Typically if the route planner says an hour on the 401, give yourself at least 30 minutes more and thats not when its rush hour. Rush hour 401 will break even the most patient of people. I have had some of my best musical moments whilst stuck on the 401, I have also arrived home and realised that i have zoned out for the last 40 minutes of the journey. Cars and tow trucks on the side of the road and crashes closing lanes are a constant reminder that you are driving on the highway of hell. Death is mere seconds away at any given moment. They’re always doing construction but nothing is ever finished. Need to take the 401…Good Luck!

 

anigif_enhanced-17269-1391931553-9Beware the trucks, particulary of the Dodge variety. There is a very good chance you are about to be flattened. These guys can see you, but you are irrelevant to them, because 1. they are bigger than you and 2. they are asses! I’m not sure if these vehicles are equipped with indicators because they are rarely seen in use, best practice is just avoid being near them.

Watch for Cyclists and pedestrians, No seriously, there are WAY to many instances of cyclists being hit in the city. Basically drivers and cyclists find it really difficult to co-exist, WHY?! Hell hath no fury like a driver who believes he has been wronged. Hell also hath no fury like a cyclist who believes she has been wronged. Both sides believe they’re doing the right thing and are therefore untouchable, irreproachable, and entitled to lecture on the subject of road safety. Motorists are pissed because of all the bike lanes (and lets admit it, we get jealous when cyclists whizz by) whilst cyclists want more! Lets just be aware of each other. So just so your clear, drivers hate cyclists, cyclists hate drivers and pedestrians hate everyone!

Buses and Streetcars; It’s safe to say that Toronto drivers find streetcars to be annoying. They’re slower than cars, they take up an entire lane, and even both lanes at a transit stop when passengers load on and get off. You know my pain if you’ve ever gotten stuck behind a street car on queen street. Buses aren’t so annoying, however they do have right of way on the road, so if they signal out in front of you, do not try to pass…It can lead to a ticket.

sub-buzz-3412-1474567943-15Traffic Lights; If the light is Green, go immediately….do not hestitate! I’ve never been beeped at more than when you the light turns green, and believe me I don’t hang around. In fact, I found that if you can begin to inch forward before the light turns they would really appreciate that. If the light is orange, you might think, slow down and get ready to stop. DO NOT slow down DO NOT stop! Orange means foot down you can make it.

And that’s driving in normal mode. Lest we forget about the six-month long Ontario winter and enter some top-tier level of driving. Let us know i you have any driving advice you’d like to share, and be safe of the roads. S xx

 

 

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